high-salt-content:

snulbug:

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

runfast-livefearless:

thealpacalypse:

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

I got chills just thinking about this

in-burning-red:

‪Listening to I Want To Break Free by Queen at 3am literally makes you want to drop out of college, fall in love, sell everything you own, buy a minivan and road trip across the Italian countryside ‬

bae–electronica:

Nobody is cute enough to insult or disrespect you. Remember that guys.

assassinationtipsforladies:

greelin:

greelin:

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

sunflorally:

may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.

swimmingpoolmp3:

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

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